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So, I bring two orders of business to the table.

The first is how do you guys cope with not knowing what's going on in your favorite shows. Is there like, a secret in to tv spoilers. Or does that get to close to possibly spoiling the people from that world? Either way, I'm dying here.

And for the second part... This one goes out to all the technopaths out there. I can do pretty much anything if I have schematics, but I don't. And I got this nifty little thing for Christmas that ended up just being a hunk of plastic. So if any of you technologically inclined geniuses would be so kind as to fix it, I'm sure I can scrounge up some sort of reward.

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Remind myself that all of the actors got eaten by zombies anyway.

Dude, you are the bringdown king.

No, no! It's fine. I swear I saw a zombiefied David Tennant shambling outside the walls once!

Also you never have to pay for DVDs again.

You could totally corral them and make your own episodes. Y'know, if you like zombie alternate universes.

[Horrifyingly, Sam seems like he's actually considering that.]

Well, we're pretty sure there's a way of controlling the zoms so... might have to put in the voices later though.

You can control zombies?

Well, no. Not us. But we're pretty sure they can be controlled. I mean, unless zombies where you're from can normally move like an army and use rocket launchers to attack specific targets.

... I'd have to ask Billy about that. Someone probably can make them do that.

I wouldn't recommend it. It's creepier than normal zombies. And y'know, last time they did blow up my home.

Yeah, I'm not so fond of the whole walking dead thing. Give them rocket launchers and I'm outta there.

No-one likes the walking dead. They just become a part of everyday life. Like grey, shambling landscape features.

[ My name is Tommy Shepherd and I am about to say that I actually enjoy that show, but let's not talk about how fun it is to watch people run from zombies when the guy is from a zombie world. ]

You better have made a game out of shooting the famous ones.

I know my hou- one of my runners kept worrying about what would happen if he came face to face with the zombie Queen. Not the band. The Royal one.

Seriously?

Yeah. Like, do you still have to bow and do you get tried for treason if you whack off her head?

It depends. Does the Queen usually try to gnaw the flesh off her subjects, or is that just a terrible rumor?

Well, you know what they say about inbreeding.

You just might have given me motivation to never go to England. Congrats.

Hey! That's just the royalty. The rest of us are pretty normal. I mean, were normal. They're probably fine in your world.

I dunno. Rulers of foreign countries tend to either be extremely evil or incompetent.

They're only like... figureheads. In Britain at least. Not like they have any actual political power.

At least there's that.

Yeah, that definitely helps. Wouldn't want them to be able to do anything.

It doesn't really end well when someone has total power over their country. Trust me.

I believe it. Admittedly, I live in a military aligned settlement. What Janine says, goes. Sort of. Sometimes.

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