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So, I bring two orders of business to the table.

The first is how do you guys cope with not knowing what's going on in your favorite shows. Is there like, a secret in to tv spoilers. Or does that get to close to possibly spoiling the people from that world? Either way, I'm dying here.

And for the second part... This one goes out to all the technopaths out there. I can do pretty much anything if I have schematics, but I don't. And I got this nifty little thing for Christmas that ended up just being a hunk of plastic. So if any of you technologically inclined geniuses would be so kind as to fix it, I'm sure I can scrounge up some sort of reward.

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Wait, seriously?

Yup. Peter Pan is actually evil.

[He sounds all too serious about it for it not to be true.]

So was Hook the good guy?

Not really. Well, not until he went with my family to save me. Then he became a good guy.

Okay this sounds like a story that needs to be told from start to finish.

Uh, it's a really, really long story. I'm not sure how long it'd take.

[Because this requires 2 and half seasons of recap, man. That's alot.]

I've got time.

[There's a sigh.]

Well, okay. You asked for it.

[And then comes a wall of text. About an evil curse being cast by the Evil Queen who wanted revenge on Snow White. Bringing fairy tale people to a land without magic to suffer for all eternity. His birth mother who would break the curse and did. Shenanigans involving two people named Greg and Tamara who came to his town to destroy magic, tried, failed, kidnapped him and brought him to Neverland. About how Hook who wanted revenge for a lover only to finally let it go to help his birth mom and adoptive mom (Who happened to be the Evil Queen) save him. How Peter Pan wanted his heart to become immortal and nearly won only to lose in the end.]

And that's pretty much it. It's all true though.

[ . . . ]

You know, I don't say this often kid, so take it to heart - your life is kind of crazy.

Hey, at least you're not calling me crazy.

[He actually sounds pretty glad that this guy believes him. Even if he was proven right back home, Luceti was trickier. After all, who'd believe a kid who said they were related to the evil queen?]

I also figured that much out when Storybrooke got magic. Maybe even before that.

Trust me, I'm in no place to be calling anybody crazy. [ ... ] It's pretty cool you've got such a kickass mom.

Both my moms are awesome.

[Breaking curses, fighting semi-immortal teenagers. It was kind of their thing.]

It's just good to know that my adopted mom finally stopped being evil.

[ I CAN KIND OF RELATE TO THAT. ]

So she's fighting for the good now?

Yeah, pretty much. She did kind of save me and all.

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